I have a plan A and a plan B.
Both are equally good plans, and I wouldn’t mind either one. It really all depends on what life throws my way.
And in planning my life, I have decided to take a new lead. You see, since college, I have acquired a bad habit. (Shout out to bad habit topic from my little gnome friend, which also reminds me last night I was told I have gnome hands.) Okay so I don't really want to share my predicament, so I will just focus on plan A and B for now.
But lets talk dogs, I had a roommate tell me once that if I were a dog, I would be a lapdog. So Connie, can I be a pug? I think they’re really cute.
PS. Every time the fax machine goes off at work, it makes a buzzing sound, and I think it’s my cell phone.
2 comments:
so both plan A and plan B are to be a dog? or is plan A to be a dog, plan B to be a gnome. i think you should add a plan C: being electrocuted. "i was electrocuted once; it was horrible."
i think if i tell you which one is A and which one is B, it will ruin the element of surprise.
I've been electrocuted 3 times. Although it wasn't very high voltage....still not too fun.
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